Unleash your cheeky side with our audaciously humorous "If I Wanted to Hear an Asshole, I Would Have Farted" tee. This shirt is a brazen declaration for those moments when unsolicited opinions are as welcome as a fart in an elevator. Made from cotton as soft as your own sassy spirit, it's the perfect comeback that you don't have to say out loud. Ideal for those who appreciate a bold joke and aren't afraid to let it rip, this tee is sure to spark laughter and maybe a blush or two. Wear it when you're in a gassy mood, and let it speak volumes without making a sound!
